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 Ah you know, things we donโ€™t fully speak of but secretly kinda know. 
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 For some reason I felt it would be sooner lol 
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 What the fuck are you two talking about?  What's abou to happen?! 
 ALIEN INVASION ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 I feel unprepared. 
 SUIT UP 
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 But I hate wearing my suit.  Unless you're saying these aliens are going to be our future Judges, in which case, that's when I typically put a suit on.  Do I have to wear a tie? I fucking hate ties. 
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 UAWs very hot right now 
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 nobody knows what you're talking about