Are you in my head?! 

 Yes. I have a condo there 

 What about evil twin? I've got the fake moustache.  

 Okay. Evil twin may be the only exception 😂 

 wat about wife's momma's name 

 NO lolololol 

 👀 https://i.nostr.build/qKlv6Ia2Fu9Wls8C.jpg 

 I heard my husband in the other room talking about “oh I’m just gonna put this one in Noshole’s name so I won’t have to worry about that” and I’m like “do you think I can’t hear you?” 

 he's right, where we are going, you don't need credit scores 😂🍿⚰️ 

 Hahahaha mine is already bullshit 

 Beneficial fraud for 1000 please. 

 What about yours wife’s boyfriend’s name? 

 Yes. 

 I knew he’d come in handy 

 Oooi that one made me giggle 😂 

 🫡 

 Only on one of her identities  

 Ugh I should have known 

 Shiiiiiit I’m about to sell the kids 529 and mortgage the house. 

 I mean it’s not the worst idea 

 Neighbors wife is ok though right? 

 I took out 3 in my ex wife's name instead.

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 Tooooooo late. 

 FUCK! 

 that's a great idea. gotta go find me a wife  

 DAMNIT