#casio F91W is the way.  

 Fiat brain gadgets 

 Not even. It just makes you look gay 

 Women too? 

 No just u 

 I’m neither a woman nor do I have an apple phone. I was just asking for a friend. 

 Just because I know how to use the ecosystem to my benefit doesn't mean I've been captured by it. 

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