Cringfluencer 

 Can’t believe I took this guys book seriously. 

 His book is why I own bitcoin. 

 What part(s) put you down that path? 

 I decided to study personal finance in 2014, that lead to investing, that lead to bitcoin. Suddenly a Maxi 🤣 

 Same. He gets inflation. Was a positive influence, overall. 

 Was on my list but never got to the point of actually reading it. 

 It's about real estate but here's a shortcut: buy bitcoin. Lol 

 WTF

So many wrong things in one note that my client just closed itself. 

 HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Maybe it’s Having itself 

 If he would post it on #nostr it would halv..forked it.  

 😂😂😂 

 Checks out 

 Wait, is this real? 

 Define real

But yes 

 I bought one slice of pizza. Hoping by the end of this year it will be a whole pizza. 

 Bro, Pizza is infinitely divisible; if you own one slice you own all the pizzas 

 Pizza has magical properties. 

 Watch out for the pizza “having”. Because when that happens, I “have” pizza and you do not. It’s called math. 

 Rich dad, poor followers. 🤣 

 He has epitomised this graph

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 🤣🤣🤣 

 I heard if you put two "whole bitcoins" in a closet you get baby satoshi's every lunar cycle.   

 Seems legit. Tell me more of this… bitcoin process you speak of Bobby Kawasaki. 

 I love the having. Lol 

 🤣 

 https://www.svt.se/nyheter/ekonomi/darfor-stammer-usa-apple 

 https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/mar/25/the-underdog-josh-must-win-review-this-sham-reality-show-is-like-old-school-big-brother-but-better 

 https://image.nostr.build/a264cbd5cd4bd8fd428c3cc249a91d44020ecb8c3e8812457285d0af188c82c0.gif 

 I like Kiyosaki, but his math needs to be called out……

I figured one of you guys would do it……. 

 Cringe cringe 

 My brain glitched reading that 

 He's a little confused but he's got the right idea 

 He's actually correct.  Due to the halving and NGU technology, you will realize how awesome Bitcoin is and mortgage your house to buy more. 

 🤣🤣🤣 

 Sadly this is the fiat-first mindset. He's measuring the fiat value of today's 0.1BTC, being worth the fiat value of today's 1BTC "price", after the halving.  These are the type of people who we Orange pill, but they don't truly get Bitcoin's purpose - and they fuck everything up to realize their gainz; suppressing price. 

 Is it possible this is just a goofy typo? Like 1/10 will be the value of a Bitcoin today? Not sure what he’s referring to by “Satoshi’s”. He needs an editor. 

 He probably just means if you buy 1/10 of a bitcoin now, in a year it may be worth what a whole bitcoin is today… 

anyway the message is positive, not sure why we need to attack the guy, he’s actually promoting bitcoin to a wide audience… 

 He is a little older to get the true concept. Point is, buy/invest now, not later  

 What is he trying to say? Did he get hacked? 

 WTF via ETF? Who is going to tell him a derivative is not a bitcoin? 

 😂  The Halves and Halve-Nots 

 Don’t know yet what’s the „having“ is