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 Need a fake normie name to use for business purposes.

I'm thinking Lance Hardwood 

Any suggestions? Give me a normie name I can give to normies so they don't get scared  
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 Dick Long 
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 Tony Handcock. It’s just body parts 
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 Harry Wang 
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 J.T. Marlin 
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 Peter Wigglesworth 
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 Pete Nelson 
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 Martin Devlas is my fake name, for what it’s worth. 
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 Smith Jared 
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 Oliver Dunn 
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 Satoshi Notamoto
Faketoshi Nakamoto
Sakura Tamototomato ? 
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 Grant Spackman 
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 Optimize based on the business.

Short names are more likely to get remembered, hired, and promoted.

Polish, British, French, Jewish, etc. last names always carry certain connotations. Look how Hollywood peeps regularly use false names.

People with “two first names†are stigmatized in sales roles. “Dave Charles†for example. 
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 Marty Odell 
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 Curtis Brine 
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  Lance Hardwood, that sounds like a porn name to me!
But that might be fun to use 
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 Les Goh 
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 Bob Sacamono 
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 Richie Black 
 Jeffrey Dahnovan 
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 Erik Everhard 
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 Iam Cummings 😆 
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 Craig Wright  
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 Biff Johnson 
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 Mark Stockman, grocery manager. 
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 Lexington Steel Jr 
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 Peter Pumper 
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 Benjamin Dover. 
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 If that is the future, tell the future to get laid.

https://image.nostr.build/8e09791104a123a0701f1a45bd7b99634bfe8301d71f04912cdedf06d33c6177.jpg 
 Dick Fitzwell 💯💯💯💯💯💯 
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 I thought thats was your name 🤔  
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 Lee Ho  
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 Guy Incognito 
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 Kramer. Cosmo Kramer. 
 Not  “hardwood†imo, all I think of is ;ðŸ†
what kinda business? 
 Say my name and think of ðŸ†, this is ideal  
 John McPherson 
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 Dick Long 
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 John Smith  
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 Maybe less of a pornstar name 
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 You could use something like https://www.fakenamegenerator.com/ to come up with a name. 
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 Chad McDongle 
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 Officer Mehoff.

First name, Jack. 
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 Jefferson Steelflex 
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 Richard Head 
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 Haywood Jablome 
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 Engelbert Simplemeier 
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 Maximillian Knoedel 
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 Mike Hawk, not the longest, but it works 
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 Unspent Transaction-Output 
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 Mike Hawk 
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 Chip Whitley 
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 Ulysses Texiero 
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 Brodrick Johnson XII 
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 Andrew Stephens 
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 El Dante Espooliada, they wont suspect anything I swear... 
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 always good to have a default fake birthday as well 
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 Lucious Maximilian Jones 
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 Walter Drygeese 
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 Max Power or Ron Swanson 
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 Buck Naked 
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 That's easy: Uriel Thompson Xor Ordman 
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 Tim Rich 
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 Derek Tuttle 
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 Engagement Farming? 
 What some salty people call engagement farming, others call having fun and cracking jokes with the Nostriches 
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 import random
'''
Generates a list of 30 names that have a historical sound to them
'''
# Lists of first and last name components
first_names = ["Abraham", "Eleanor", "Winston", "Isadora", "Theodore", "Amelia", "Leonardo", "Catherine", "Napoleon", "Evelyn",
               "Cleopatra", "Graham", "Josephine", "Albert", "Charlotte", "Frederick", "Victoria", "Benjamin", "Isabella", "Alexander"]

last_names = ["Lincoln", "Roosevelt", "Churchill", "Da Vinci", "Roosevelt", "Earhart", "da Vinci", "Bonaparte", "Bonaparte", "Hawking",
              "Cleopatra", "Bell", "Bonaparte", "Einstein", "Bronte", "Chopin", "Windsor", "Franklin", "Ferdinand", "Hamilton"]

# Generate a list of 30 random names
generated_names = []

for _ in range(30):
    first_name = random.choice(first_names)
    last_name = random.choice(last_names)
    full_name = f"{first_name} {last_name}"
    generated_names.append(full_name)

# Print the generated names
for i, name in enumerate(generated_names, start=1):
    print(f"{i}. {name}")
 
 Thanks ChatGPT  
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 Lance Vandalay 
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 > Need a fake normie name to use for business purposes.

Wouldn't a *real* normie name (like David Jones) work better for normie business than a made-up name of questionable "real"-ness? 


Put simply: are you trying to blend in or stand out?