Republican or Democrat?

Pepsi or Coke?

I heard that Russia just bought the coca cola company. So now people are really going to be fighting wars over soda preference

We can only hope that our fearless leaders will do the right thing and kill all Pepsi drinkers immediately

God speed

And God save the Coca leaf 

 For the record that post might just be a bad backwards nonsense analogy. It just sounded like typical shit you read in the news so i typed it and posted it. Don’t take yourselves too seriously