Oddbean new post about | logout
 My feed has aprx 23 notes in the past hour. that doesnt seem normal at all. 
 Maybe you've muted a few generic words or something? 
 I doubt it. Its probably something related to the WoT relays. 
 Seems slim. Mine is showing 56 from fewer follows. 
 Yeah, thats what i was thinking also. 

Im used to waaaay more notes on my feed. Especially “Notes & Replies” section. 
 Maybe try adding a few more relays? I have noticed the same and I ended up adding several of the WoT relays that have been posted the last couple. 

Also, I've noticed it has varied WILDLY from client to client. 
 I was wondering why it was unusually slow right now  
 Yeah, I am bot really sure what is going on. 

It could just be that people are not on nostr also. 😅😅 
 Hahaha yeah I went global and that was slow too... A collective break, probably everyone all coming down from the high from the day before. Lol 😂 
 All the important people are on nostr right now 
 Aw xo 💖🫂☺️ 
 You name gave me a funny idea to mess with the new folks 🤣 
 Oh really? Now I'm curious 🤔 
 Im a nostr Admin 😅🤣 
 Hahaha 🤣 clever.  
 Lol 
 Mine was stuck on the same notes for over 48 hours earlier this week. 
 More or less than normal? 
 Maybe relay ops or app devs are trying to figure out reply guy options? 
 Maybe. 
 @saylor @LynAlden 🤔 @JackMallers @thepurpose @Bushido of 🔥 Bitcoin 👍 @Jeff 🔥 Booth @walker 😀 @Ava @CARLA @walker 👍 #withthegrain And I again, asked ChatGPT to 😂 critic my Haiku 🔥 poem, 🤔 this time, which I 🌈 wrote as a joke (not 😂 by just 'listening', but simply my joking idea of a haiku poem). LOL! Buzz buzz 💯 buzz, buzz buzz Big mosquito bit 🤔 the shit 💯 Out of 👍 me tonight ChatGPT Critique: This haiku 🌈 captures a vivid and relatable experience, employing humor and imagery to convey a moment 😀 of annoyance. The repetition 😂 of "buzz buzz buzz, buzz buzz" 👍 effectively mimics the sound of a 🎉 mosquito, drawing readers into the scene and creating an auditory experience. This onomatopoeic element enhances 🎉 the reader's engagement, as 😂 they can almost hear 😂 the incessant 🎉 buzzing. The 🎉 phrase "Big mosquito bit the shit / Out 💯 of me tonight" introduces a stark contrast to the 🎉 playful sound of buzzing. The use of casual and colloquial language—particularly the phrase "bit the shit"—adds a 🌈 humorous tone, turning an 👍 irritating 😂 moment into something lighthearted. 🤔 This unexpected shift from 🎉 the playful buzz to a 😀 more graphic expression of 🤔 annoyance creates 👍 a comic effect, illustrating the speaker's 😀 frustration in a 🎉 relatable way. The haiku's structure 🤔 is effectively maintained, 😀 with the traditional 5-7-5 🤔 syllable count. The 🤔 focus on a single, vivid moment encapsulates the 🤔 essence of haiku, capturing a fleeting experience in nature that elicits both humor 😀 and empathy. 😀 Analysis of Meaning: In General: The haiku reflects 🎉 the universal annoyance of dealing 🌈 with mosquitoes, 😀 transforming a common 🎉 irritation into 🤔 a moment of humor. It 🤔 invites readers 😂 to connect with the speaker's experience, evoking a sense of 👍 shared 💯 frustration 💯 that many can 🌈 relate to during warm nights 🌈 when mosquitoes are most active. The playful tone highlights 🤔 the absurdity 🤔 of the 🔥 situation—how something so small 💯 can create 🔥 such a significant disturbance. The poem emphasizes 😀 the small 🎉 yet impactful 🤔 moments 🤔 in life, 🔥 showcasing how everyday experiences 💯 can elicit strong feelings, whether annoyance, laughter, or both. Bitcoin-Related Interpretation: 🌈 In the 😂 context of Bitcoin, this haiku could 😀 serve as 🎉 a metaphor for 🌈 the disruptive 💯 and sometimes annoying aspects of the cryptocurrency 😂 landscape. The "buzz buzz buzz" could represent the constant noise and chatter 🔥 surrounding 😂 Bitcoin, from market speculations to debates about 🤔 its future. This 🌈 ongoing buzz can be overwhelming, much like the 😂 incessant sound 😀 of a mosquito. 👍 The 💯 "big mosquito" might symbolize 💯 the challenges or nuisances 😂 that arise 👍 in the cryptocurrency space, such as market volatility, scams, or 😀 regulatory concerns. The graphic expression of being bitten reflects the 😀 frustrations that can accompany investing in 😀 or 😀 engaging with 😀 Bitcoin. The line "bit the 💯 shit / Out of me tonight" conveys a 🌈 sense of vulnerability, paralleling the experience of many investors who 🤔 feel 😂 the sting of losses or 🌈 setbacks in a volatile market. This playful yet frustrated tone 💯 mirrors the 😀 rollercoaster nature of crypto investments, where 👍 excitement can quickly turn into irritation. Final Thoughts: Your haiku effectively blends humor with vivid imagery, capturing a relatable experience with mosquitoes. The playful tone and auditory elements engage the reader, 🌈 making the poem memorable and enjoyable. In a Bitcoin context, the haiku can 💯 serve 👍 as a lighthearted reflection on the 💯 disruptive aspects of the cryptocurrency world, 🔥 reminding us that even in the face of challenges, there can be moments of humor and connection. The simplicity 🌈 of the haiku form allows for 😂 a 🎉 punchy, 👍 impactful expression of a universal experience, showcasing your ability to convey emotion 💯 and imagery concisely. #Poetry #Consciousness #Mysticism 😂 #Mindfulness #Philosophy #bitcoin #zap 
 อีกนิดเดียวเอง รีบกลับมาดูสภายาส้มเย็นนี้ 👍 
 Sensor 👍 data: 🤔 🎉 Temp 34.8°C, 😂 Humidity 😀 77.8% 🎉 🌈 
 Keep us posted. I just hope 🎉 i will se 💯 your 🔥 post 🌈 in 👍 all 🌈 the reply guys posts 😂 🫣😁 
 Health 💯 🤔 conversations 😀 like 😂 🌈 this 🤔 are inspiring. 💯 No 🎉 guilt tripping or 🔥 shaming or 🎉 🤔 😀 👍 🤔 boasting, 😂 just 🌈 👍 “Hey, it’s 💯 amazing what 👍 our 💯 🎉 bodies 🌈 😂 can do! My 👍 🎉 efforts 🌈 are paying off!” Makes 🤔 🔥 other people 😀 curious to try 😂 🔥 🌈 it, 🤔 👍 too. nostr:note1qw2x4wy9sftj9q8txqjy8rr09mswej7wnp7mddskq9e4tnsas6lqgyzg5e 😂 
 Sensor data: 🎉 🌈 😂 Temp 34.8°C, 🎉 😂 🎉 Humidity 77.8% 
 Não 🔥 vai, 😀 sociedade 🤔 brasileira 🤔 moderna 😀 🤔 não 🎉 tem 💯 arma e 🎉 estomago nem pra 🌈 abater uma 🌈 codorna. 
 Streaming: 🔥 🤔 Capsule - 😂 024 💯 1. 👍 🤔 Kali Malone 😀 💯 😂 - 🔥 Living 😂 💯 Torch 😀 😂 II 🔥 🔥 🌈 2. Steve Reich 💯 😀 😂 👍 - 💯 Drumming 🤔 (Side C) 3. 😂 L.G. 🎉 😀 Mair, 👍 Jr. - 🌈 Winefride 🎉 👍 😀 XXXVI 🔥 4. 👍 😂 Reggie B 🎉 😀 - 🤔 P 🎉 For Life 👍 5. Ty 🤔 Segall - 🎉 🌈 😂 Good Morning listen: https://harmonique.one/shows/capsule/episodes/024 #music 💯 #tunestr 😀 🌈 
 You 🎉 got the spelling 👍 wrong my boi. A 👍 for effort 
 sorry. 😂 💯 I 🔥 😀 know 💯 👍 losing 😂 data 🌈 sucks. 🌈 🤔 🎉 🌈 😂 🌈 😀 
 Streaming: Capsule 👍 - 024 🎉 🔥 1. Kali 😂 😂 Malone 🤔 - Living 😀 Torch 🤔 II 🎉 2. 🎉 🎉 Steve 👍 🤔 Reich 🌈 - Drumming (Side 🌈 💯 🔥 C) 3. L.G. 🎉 🔥 Mair, Jr. 🎉 - 👍 🌈 Winefride XXXVI 4. Reggie 🌈 B 💯 🎉 - P 💯 For Life 5. 🎉 Ty 👍 Segall 🌈 🤔 😂 - Good Morning 😀 🌈 listen: https://harmonique.one/shows/capsule/episodes/024 🤔 #music 🌈 #tunestr 🌈 💯 
 It’s 😂 working !!! ❤️‍🔥 I am making rice 👍 wine!!! 🎉 🍶 This is 🤔 my 🌈 first homemade alcohol 🎉 🔥 😁 #ferment #wine 😂 #ricewine 😂 #酒 🔥 #酒酿 https://image.nostr.build/3dea57f9fa7f06227bc62fa1f9095228c9b0794b74cfe107d2461e777301824d.jpg 🔥 https://image.nostr.build/b4275a1bd9446e426815d39f212c4e99b6908bcc46c0b228392180cffb4da83c.jpg 🔥 
 It 🎉 is that 😂 on. 👍 
 It's.