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 Imagine going to hell and the lady at the reception desk tells you (a person who lived as a devout Catholic) that the Mormons were right all along.

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 Aren't Mormons the ones that will baptize the dead by proxy?  Pretty bro tier if it turns out they were right then. 
 I can't respect Mormons for the simple reason they got bullied out of being polygamists. 
 I don't endorse polygamy because imagine the nagging you'd have to endure with 5 wives. 
 Although I can't really talk shit to a guy with a loyal harem of 1950s, blonde and blue eyed women, no matter how much people want to moralfag about it.

Probably more stable than 89 percent of garden variety marriages, most of which fail after less than 3 years nowadays.

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 As someone who's audiobooked the entirety of the Book of Mormon, I can tell you it says some strange things. Such as pre-contact Native Americans coming from Israel and preaching the word of david and joshua and living in concrete houses.

I did enjoy the character of Moroni. 
 Hol up, da Native Americans were a lost tribe of Israel ? 

DAS RIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTE

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 Not only, its heavily implied that pre-contact natives (thousands of years before colombus) also visited israel in their canoes. 
 Hi I just got here and how do I sign up to give amerindians money so they can get drunk and burn down Israel? 
 No religious hellthreads is my policy, but when christ tards start saying we Wuz Aryan Hebrews I have to put my foot down.

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 Their too wishy-washy on their beliefs. It's like none of them understand absolute truth claims. They also don't like empirical evidence, rather, they prefer subjective feelings as evidence for their claims. The only thing I'll give them is that their idea about where nigs come from is based and hilarious.


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 LDS is very Christian Identity in many respects, preaching that all Anglo+Saxon and European people in America are the lost tribes of Israel...also Jesus was an alien from a planet callwed Klobb.

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 so Dianetics is just Mormonism without the christian framework 
 In this house we believe that an evil scientist named Yakub created the white race while living on the island of Pathomos via means of eugenics.

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 @Autism is a Choice @bdfd556d @Granwalder @Jim @4b35b25b @ce39ad43 classic soy take not understanding why hulk rages are based 
 well mormons don't believe Christians go to hell, they basicly believe that Christians go to heaven, but mormons go on to something even better or some shit.