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 What's your earliest memory of the Internet?


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 Dial up in middle school 
 Dam ballin 
 Yeah even the teacher was like “you guys aren’t gonna believe this. check this out.” 

We were like 
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 Neopets 
 Getting online with our WebTV thing and finding chat rooms. 
 winsock.dll 
 Bootycamp.com

The fucking Mormon kid found it somehow. We were enthralled of course, but looking back I wish I had never seen that.  
 Going on a forum about age of empires  
 Dial-up on a family member's computer, it was mesmerizing. Also IRC around the same time, being able to talk to people from around the world through your computer felt like fucking magic. 
 When I was young I thought that google accounts are the same as the windows accounts. That they are offline and every time I factory reset my tablet I have to make a new account. There are probably 10 accounts with my name. I have no idea what their passwords are. 
 'So this make cash and this makes problems? Alrighty then...' 
 you had a Counterfeit money making machine?  
 Interesting interpretation, and again the explanation is less exciting; internet can both earn us a money and problems, depending how we use it.  
 Starting up Netscape Navigator.... 😃🟩 
 Assuming you weren't skipped ahead, you did this what I was in first grade in the extreme late 1980s so that's *amazing* to me. 

I didn't play around with the internet for at least another six years. 
 When we got internet I wasn't allowed on it because I would "break it" 

So I had to go to the library to use it 
 such a fucked up thing to Say to a kid 
 That's really fucked up, assholes 
 You don't say those things to a kid because then they grow up thinking that they are a problem and there's something wrong with them and everything that they do just fucks everything up and that they're a bad person. Like like the reason why bad things happen is because it's your fault because of you 
 Meanwhile, my Catholic school had the updated versions of Apple IIes with color screens, educational games, and Logo programming for a surcharge over the tuition. No internet connection as this was years away from AOL being common knowledge. 
 I think somebody noted that DoD was basically the easiest way to live like a European as an American citizen...except for the whole military controls your life part. Otherwise, you had cheap healthcare, daycare, and excellent racially integrated schools. 
 Which leads one to ask if your dad was involved in the first Gulf War?

FWIW, my niece is currently overseas as DoD property so the positives tend to outweigh my fears of the negative for her. IOW, there's a reason I pray for peace and prudent leadership... 
 It's weird, I've known you for over a decade, and somehow never made the connection until now. 
 In contrast, my parents' generation came to the States just as Vietnam was slowly winding down, so they missed out on that, and they were too old for GW I. My cousin was out of the Marines by the time Iraq started up as well. A lot of Haitians from that era were unlikely to see the military as an option, especially since the bourgeois types were unlikely to rocket their way to officer status like back home, and the homless black veterans on drugs literally scared people into wondering what goes on in the military.

Now my niece and another cousin are DoD property.