Indians are the best 

 He was trying to tell me how everyone is sleeping on Indian manufacturing. I’m like alright my guy 

 👀 

 I was going to ask if he was wearing a cowboy hat 😂 

 Don't get raped pls 

 he was giving me a handshake after every sentence. it was like handshake rape. 

 Right or left hand? You know about the toiletpaper myth right?   https://media0.giphy.com/media/J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vsrdglgfkkbt9cllimqed7ajha2t7sdv4v1jmdrl&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 

 Get both of you a shot of Whisky and orange Pill the Bartender 

 Nah, that was Elizabeth Warren 

 With a dot or feather? 

 🤣 

 as an indian guy who could potentially be drunk one day i love that for you 

 😂 happens to the best of us, trust me  

 im sorry 

 Talk to him about Bitcoin 

 You can just say indian guy next time. 

 See if he can do that abacus hand math thing. 🤘 

 if I was somewhat known, I'd watch for $5 wrenches