Well, a search for #bitcoinfixesthis   was nothing less than a game changer for me. 
You see, with bitcoin, YOU TOO can enjoy spectacular views of an island paradise, drive a fast, beautiful car, and eat world-class food served in tiny portions on large plates. 
Not to mention that Nostr is awash in beautiful, brilliant women who can construct complete, self-sustaining homesteads in the middle of nowhere in less time than it takes a normal city-dweller to cross town for a slice of pizza. 

 @goldfishthumb1 @vic I can't tell if you're in on the joke or not 

 @Mitch Conner @goldfishthumb1 All of nostr is like that. It's the uncanny valley of intuition.

"Is this person joking, or are they really that retarded?" 

 I was being sarcastic 

 And lo and behold, not one but two (2) sweet bots instantaneously liked my post there because I said bitcoin.
And that’s the magic. Ever wanted two folks to follow you around wherever you go? Now you have that power too.
All you have to do is say 

Bitcoin

and *snap* there’s the aforementioned buddies.

While that may not be a Dollar Tree life hack, it sure as heck is something that the Fediverse lacks, I bet.