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 Opportunity to EARN SATS and support a small business!

I want to try something. I want to leverage my followers to review bomb this small business:

https://g.co/kgs/neEUrM

Everyone who replies with a screenshot of a 5 star review that they posted gets a 1k zap.

If you have multiple Google accounts that you can post reviews from then do one reply per screenshot and I will zap each of them.

You can also earn sats by reposting this note. The first 20 who repost this will be entered into the zap split.

Some things to know about the business:
They sell vapes and vape supplies, CBD products, and kratom. They were closed for a year due to fire damage and just reopened. They now have lower prices and bigger selection than before. Also great customer service. Pick 1-2 of those details to mention in your review.

Why?

More recent customer reviews raise your business up in search results so you'll be helping a small business improve their search ranking against their competition. Vape shops are restricted from doing a lot of kinds of marketing so this is important.

I really want to see you guys make me empty out my lightning wallet today. 

Go forth and do. 
 That's great 🫶🫶 
 Trying to $boost this note to start a prism but it's not finding the note on the relays

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 Other reviews were already great but most were from before the accident. 
Great cause. 

https://image.nostr.build/3611a605e5c78ab3acca3f6fe21d6795ea968e718f3929f0838b5eaa2d584aa9.jpg 
 Thank you! Yes most of the reviews are more than a year old.  
 Earn 1K sats for 5 seconds of your time!

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 MOAR!!! 🔥

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 What the hell lmfao 
 I'm doxxing my workplace but I get a bonus in my check if the store gets enough 5 star reviews 🤣🤣🤣 
 Lmfao 
 Smart...

Now who wants tosend a nice text to my boss saying that I deserve a raise to $19/hr? 
 $36/hr don't sell yourself short! 
 If I come out of retirement I’m not taking n e thing less then $42/hr for full time slave labor. 
 My VA disability pays the bills. So I chose a low paying job that takes close to zero effort and I only do it 3 days a week.  
 Nice 
 Give me his number.  
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 Still paying 1k for screenshots.
Will continue to zap replies for the rest of the day!

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 Tried something similiar for an idol group on Twitter.

Well, since I am doing this kind of thing myself AND since my Google account is practically a youtube access key now:

https://void.cat/d/9LxUq6CTk7d8iLZMcBipju.webp
https://void.cat/d/GPtGHZc6PpGYkoSuZyZLhH.webp

I live in germany, so lets hope it isnt obvious that i could have NEVER visited the place lmfao xD 
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 The zap split got screwed up and only went to the first ten who reposted, but still zapping 1k to anyone to replies with a screenshot of a 5 star review! ⚡

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 Libertas is a saucy minx. 
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 Thanks for zapping! 
 If you don't want to dox your Google account to the whole world on here you can DM the screenshot to me and I'll zap you the 1k

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 It looks like you're writing a letter! 
 Clippy, please delete my browser history 
 I can only help you write letters. Do you need help writing a letter? 
 Did you get your 1k sats yet fren?

Ok last time I'll post this today, I promise. 

Thanks for everybody who participated so far!

I might keep this going for 2-3 days. 

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 Hope that raise/bonus pays for all your zaps sir! 
 🤙 
 GM Nostr!

Still paying 1k for five stars reviews of this small business.

BONUS: if you've already done a Google review you can find them on Yelp and do a review there. I'll zap that screenshot too 😉

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