i would fall for this idk 

 You don’t have my npub memorized? 

 npub and nsec 😍 

 You are probably the only one here I could ever actually trust with my nsec. 

 i have dyslexia and probably would read it wrong anyways #supersafe 

 OK, I trust you. 

nsec1n3v3rg0nnag1v3y0uupn3v3rg0nna13ty0ud0wnn3v3rg0nnarunar0und 

 I’ll report it to the #nostr ceo 

 Congratulations!! 

 They couldn’t even copy my name right. What a loser! 

 “You” just DM’d me, too. 😄 

 Ahahahaha! How’s your trading going, friend? 

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