As a straight man, I don't look for the same things a woman does. I've got 2 questions about a dude: 1. If he joins my crew is he going to contribute if I need to go defend my tribe? And, 2. If he joins my crew is he going to end up pulling all the chicks? I don't really feel like Musk checks either box. He's a somewhat normal looking guy with some really strange facial features.