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 Hahaha that’s bc I’m a mushroom virgin - I’ve never done anything like this so I don’t know the words I’m supposed to use 😂😂

Is oke - Buddha speaks Lauren, he will translate 😂🔥👌🏻😁 
 Best part of every relationship is the auto translations. 🤣 
 It really is! 😂 I don’t even realize I have my own language, he just knows me so well he always knows exactly what I’m saying 😁 
 It’s a beautiful thing. My parents have been married 38 years. Yesterday they were sitting in the living room silent for about five minutes, and my mother randomly blurts out, “Shut up, <insert name >” and he starts laughing hysterically. 

They can hear each other think. 🤯 
 🥹🥹🥹 
 I know. The fuckers alternate between being so rough on one another and doing mushy shit like that which makes me hope to be like that someday. 
 I’m the mushy one for sure 😂 
 My mom’s a redhead, dad’s a passive aggressive little (I say because both his sons are 6+ inches taller than him 🤣) mofo. We need a mushy one. 

Im the tearbags in our relationship. Wife is a martial arts expert, gun toting badass. So practical though she literally makes our life work. 

It’s amazing how easily you can slide into a role and be fulfilled by it when you’re with your soulmate. 
 This is SPOT ON. And so freaking true. It’s so easy when you choose to align to your heart. Everything else falls into place. ✨ 
 We’re working on our 2nd year.. but talk 24/7… he’s my best friend so it’s like he’s already in my head 😂 
 I understand. Me and mine are getting there. Year three right now. We can read even one another’s stone face, and I swear she can tell how I’m feeling by the tone of the grunt I make in the morning. 

We’re not at direct osmosis yet, but we have time to work on it. 
 That’s beautiful 🥹 Plenty of time