I agree, since embracing Birkenstocks 😅 

 What about pants? https://image.nostr.build/1fe77c204cb345067911dd6509ff7ca6123e51d8153c0429db7c64c04543342f.gif 

 Yes, fuck those too 

it must suck to be a man sometimes 

 Its a mixed bag. Like all things. 

 Toe prisons 

 Unprotected? Or with a condom? 

 Socks suck too 

 You using them toes raw dang 

 Dirty shoes are gross 

I just do everything possible to not wear them 

 Makes me think of that turtle video lol 

 Hmm? Turtles? 

 There was a video from way back of a turtle humping a shoe and making crazy noises. 

 I go barefoot when I can. Grounding is great.

Around here, unless posted, you can go into businesses without shoes 

 🥹🥹 

Is this a magical lawsuit-less land? 

 Not to be confused with law-less 😂 

 Lol. I'm in michigan