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Maiko | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +1 
 I had a guy tell me that he had his girlfriend put saran wrap on herself before he went down on her because she was ethnic and smelled/tasted bad. 

I still think about that poor girl. I guess it would be like getting a blow job with a condom on, but not really. 

Hilarious.

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BlueDouche 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @eaa154b7 
There are some realities about"Personal Chemistry"
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b2a68c33 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @eaa154b7 what does ethnic have to do with it? they dont shower LMAO?
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4f395bf9 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @eaa154b7 you just salivate until you wash it away. Dude should be happy to be there. I was when I had sex
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Sir Luke ☑️ | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @eaa154b7 
Saran should take advantage of this untapped market!
Flavoured Saran Wrap?  Maybe even capitalize the "ethnic" market flavours like curry or fish taco?

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