"too clever by half" 

 If he's so smart why can't he talk English properly? 

 So is there a source for her being missing besides him saying so? How do we know this is being investigated other than him saying so? Because if everything is coming from him it could all just be a troll. 

 This reminds of some pedophile lolcow whose "defense" to his alogs was "Why would I diddle my sister when I have all this CASM to look at?". There are also photos of him eating shit.