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 I recall seeing someone quote an excerpt from one of the James Bond novels, having to do with taking down a nigger in hand-to-hand. Punching to the face was automatically out because their skulls are even bigger and denser than normal (and you can break the bones of the hand punching someone in the face hard enough as-is), so it was neck, gut, and groin.

Or as I prefer, NEck-Gut-GRoin, NEGGR=Nigger. 
 Kidney shots should be extra effective because of their unhealthy eating habits 
 Throw in a liver shot, you’re golden. Trust me, the liver is surprisingly underrated as a vulnerable organ. 
 If watching Bas Rutten has taught me one thing, it's this. If Bas Rutten has taught me 2 things, it's that you can add insult to injury after you knock out a guy in a bar fight by making a bottle of Tabasco disappear. 
 Soft tissues. It always works.