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 no one talks about how much babies fart lol 
 That must be from walker’s half. 
 true cuz females do not fart or poo 
 Farts and often sharts 
 farts + babies = perfect #nostr content 
 you know it’s just my reality right now 😂 ETF = Extra Terrible Farts 
 Lol, and theyre goood whoopie cushion ones too 🤣 happy for you both, infant stage what an incredible time  
 Just be glad that things are passing through. The first sign of affection for baby is the recognition of a good poo.  
 Shows that the meal was enjoyed with satisfaction 
 Maybe it’s a milk problem 🤪😆 
 Climate change. Methane bad. Little humans bad!
https://media.tenor.com/GUCZzz9RR8cAAAAe/npc-angry.png 
 🤣 
 AND THEY'RE SO ANGRY BEFORE IT HAPPENS.  
 But so happy after. Just like the rest of us. 
 SO TRUE 
 nor how toddlers defecate everywhere, often just as you sit down to eat dinner… 
 If parents would tell everything to couple that plan to get kids, the wold population would collaspe faster than Bitcoin on ETF approval. 
 They're constantly rootin' and tootin' 
 I think there's a reddit group..? 
 Don't say it too loud, maybe politicians will blaming babies for climate change 😂

 
 And it smells. Really bad. Really fucking bad. 😂 
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