I'm not complaining I can't trend. I trend regularly. Here's the fastest way for me to trend:

Post a pretty picture of food.
Post a pretty nature picture.
Remind people to stack sats.
Post a selfie of my face, preferably without makeup or filters and facing the light. 

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