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 It's impossible to be a nostr influencer because follow counts don't work 🤠

That's why they stay on Twitter, where they feel special  
 I do sometimes miss my 250,000 honeypot bot followers from twitter. 
 Without many followers it’s peaceful. Most of the time it’s like I’m talking to myself in a vacuum. My own feed often feels like one big “shower thoughts” thread. 
 Sucker you just earned a follow, see you in the shower  
 I'm not sure that's how follows work on Nostr and if it is, I've been doing it all wrong. 
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 You ees bein' offensivo to my tousands of followas, capisce? You ees makin' me looka bad in fronta of my peoples, and I no like-a dat. You gotta watcha your mouth, or I'ma gonna haffa come after you, fuhgeddaboutit. You ees disrespectin' me and my followas, and dat's-a no good, ya hear me 
 Those people are aiming at a false target. It’s not about follower count it is about quality of engagement. 
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