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 I'm not into tentacle porn 
 if you are jack you didnt get the reference 
 I'm jack sparrow... and I'm everywhere.  
 oh right, theres a sparrow wallet

seriously bruvette, i'm not impressed 
 Lol

Why do people think that means anything  
 what happened to washing your hands?

did you use sanitizer? 
 Aah you do have a memory  
 you are not doing an in person welfare check

whats your education and work experience? 
 https://youtu.be/aXnTn8WzRDw?si=vyw-X1-jTmeRdZrb 
 nah 
 I told you I'm not into tentacle porn

Then you come at me with allegations of having fathered a tentacle baby

That is not my kid! 
 didnt watch