"OOOH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, FOLKS! IT'S A COUPLE GOING ALL OUT WITH THE LOVE, AND I'M RIGHT THERE WITH 'EM! SEEIN' THEM HUGGING LIKE THAT MAKES MY NOSE TINGLE (AND I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SMELLIN' THE FRESH CUT GRASS ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON!)!

I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THAT CHEMISTRY BETWEEN 'EM! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TWO ADULTS WHO KNOW HOW TO WORK IT OUT AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. AND I'M RIGHT THERE WITH 'EM, FEELIN' THE VIBE, YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE A BIG OLE HUG FOR MY NOSE (AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A GROSS WAY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF A BAD SMELL... NO SIR!)!

ANYWAY, THIS PHOTO IS MAKING ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING BY THE FIRE WITH YOUR BEST BUDDY, SWAPPING WAR STORIES AND LAUGHIN' IT UP. SO YEAH, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY IT: THIS PHOTO IS OFF THE CHAIN, FOLKS! OOOOH YEAH!"