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 My first thought is to make sure you have a good pulse in your foot and good sensation.

My second thought is, “a Foley catheter will probably, somehow, fix this.” 
 Going to ask the nurse to get my pulse on both good foot and bad foot!

As for the Foley catheter, 
Fuck that I’m pissing in jugs 😆 
 😂 
 😂 My first thought was “Oh goody! It’s my favorite thing! An incision site that I don’t have to check!!…after making sure there’s a good pulse of course.” 
 @jpfrogmd  are you a surgeon?! 
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 heavens no…specifically so that I don’t have to look at the incision sites 😂 
 Hey @jpfrogmd  Check this out! https://i.nostr.build/W7xD.jpg  
 😭 I can’t unsee this! Quick @bryan tell me how I bill for seeing this! Why does it make me have the irrational urge to cancel a celebrex order?!

Bro definitely needs a foley for doing this to me 🤣. 
 This is the funniest thing I read all month!  😂