O man, every nostr note is illegal now... including this one nostr:nevent1qqsd0felq2j8xenej8h6fqv2ys4et2zsrtfc4kv387fj72lu4u2tzwgpr9mhxue69uhkymm4de3k2u3wdehhxarjv4jjumt99upzp3hhqal3dxw4pnuj49jjhl4lltq9l35y9w0w8yggnk2ehzk46j8aqvzqqqqqqyykzmvg
Also this one nostr:nevent1qqszrelykryqfaje7ega2cts36nefe9zqdp32yun2x5hdg86dpmhdggpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezu7psvchx7un89upzqs9eep0ll6hurjkl3sc2fewgses07mjfwxsdcu3at2m8fd0xrdz3qvzqqqqqqyxx4kaa
Man I cannot stop... nostr:nevent1qqsyuq0efyr9pxdstksjwprjgyqxuxnecm9692tg8z0llm8f7zwv4hqpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezu7psvchx7un89upzqs9eep0ll6hurjkl3sc2fewgses07mjfwxsdcu3at2m8fd0xrdz3qvzqqqqqqyctca7e
This is not how it works. They basically don't care what you're encrypting; they want to read the encrypted chats. Simply put, they are demanding that you build an special API directly into your software so they can read whatever they want, whenever they want with their software.
What country put this out? Seriously dystopian stuff.