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 Too many puppies are being shot in the dark
Too many puppies are trained not to bark
At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that we may maintain our oil fields

Too many puppies are taught to heel
Too many puppies are trained to kill
On the command of men wearing money belts that buy mistresses sleek animal pelts

Too many puppies with guns in their hands
Too many puppies in foreign lands
Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and placed upon the war machine

Too many puppies are just like me
Too many puppies are afraid to see
The visions of the past brought to life again
Too many puppies, too many dead men 
 PRIMAL SUCKS 
 Why 
 It's a joke on "PRIMUS SUCKS", which is a thing Primus fans say. These are Primus lyrics :) 
 "Too many puppies are trained not to bark "

This is literally true  .. people expect dogs to behave like humans :-)