Zoomers: The girl I had a crush on in highschool has chopped her tits off and is making a penis out of her leg flesh.  I can't afford rent and pay for my gallstone surgery at the same time, my rent is going up again next month and it's the last place within four hours drive of work under $900/month. I wake up screaming moments before my alarm clock chimes in the morning. I'm 28 and the thoughts of owning a home with a wife is a surreal fantasy. 

Boomers: youtube.com/watch?v=uxJG_hhQfFQ 

 >$47,000 in premium plywood