>I gotta say I'm impressed by this bait
Not sure if it's bait or real, but his posts are TLDR. 
Confucius say man in love with wiener is gay. 

 Definitely bait

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/4ba0931350b3a5d47ae5432db570dc11171c4c1853592d735c40731977c9dd35.png 

 I hope people aren't falling for this.