Is this Wednesday the time to test drive our Faraday bags? 

Wearing my foil hat, I'm passing along that on October 4, FEMA in coordination with the FCC will conduct a test alert on all phones and smart devices.

Read more at the link (after you put on your aluminum fedora): 

https://www.mypatriotsupply.com/blogs/scout/alert-us-government-test-will-break-into-your-phone-oct-4?rfsn=6332060.6043b4 

 @6de6309b I love this. The "emergency warning" may be rescheduled because of the weather. It's absolutely fucking hilarious.  It's like some kind of grand Orwellian farce.