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 Youre simping for a dude, retard 
 You're a dude?? 
 weren't you just saying I have nice tits? 
 Jew tits are some of the grossest visual.
unless you have a sister 
 Yeah, Xuya. 
 Have sex with this jew. Do it, retard 
 Sorry, ur not my type friend. 
 No. Have sex with the jewish guy in this thread, retard 
 I want to claim my tits. 
 Incorrect. You must now have sex with a jewish man. 
 But you keep playing hard to get... 
 Incorrect. I’m waiting for you, but you have too get past the jew 
 I am the final boss on this level. You have too fuck the jew before you get too me 
 she cute 
 Do you? :smug10: 
 No they're rather rude tits. 
 they mock your girth and say you have bad breath 
 I rest my case. 
 every time I read the word tits the first thing that pops into my mind is that Rudy Giuliani quote "come here, big tits" 
 

https://i.poastcdn.org/467181a976a3b0ff3253c64867306f4bc54bb43b702fd3396084895d64d8a3e8.MOV 
 I had to change the volume on my phone 11 times so this didn't wake my gf up when it switches between whisper ASMR to ear rape 
 I swear, this is some avante gard level of trolling cus he never fixes his noise gate or edits for proper levels. 
 he didn't believe us like a week ago when we told him his mic was busted and he finally listened 
 I circle around several times landing on if he's a troll or not or just retarded. 
 I swear graf wants me too put you in a headlock.
Call your dad, jew