she liked your pan and so decided she'll keep it  

 Based on that logic literally anything could be used as a weapon.  

 That sucks man. Authoritarian bastards.  Hers one to help cheer you up @Ben Wehrman.....

How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar?

You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in.

Have an awesome trip...🍖 🥓 

 TSA stole a unique jar that was for a special edition model blender from my checked bag. They don't even make that model anymore so I can't get a replacement jar, and the blade wasn't even sharp or removable and was 2.5 inches in length... Fuck this bullshit security theater. 

 Insane... 

 Insane... 

 in your carry on?? 🤣