Is that an unregistered firearm in your pants or are you just happy to see me. 

 Dudes, I have a laser sword and you worry about the stiffler. 

 We are the 'F' in  ATF stands for Firearms not Fucking laser swords 

 Lucky me 😝  

 that's what you think. 
@Nobody dude is European. Leave it to us. 

 I'm American. 

 Obviously. The other dude. 

 He clocked out, it's me now.