When Bitcoin pumps and people get mad, assuming you’ve stacked sats Just say: https://image.nostr.build/1f26c36cd7f22a9536632e5601cb0c0d3ec2366a0e2aa33e1a586350b7b02555.gif
“Nah, u were right it’s a total scam bro” 😎
Just tell em you sold it all right before the pump for "real money"