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 Obviously 🙄 Most can’t handle my real face 


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 You always dance in the nude? 
 OK, so about that I really don’t dance ever OK almost never because I know there’s a few people here that knew me when I was younger, but we’re not gonna talk about that

🤣🤣🤣 
 Dancing is a fountain of youth 
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Into The Mystic … 
Damn Morrisons 🤣🤣🤣
Remember my love of 
Slim Jims 😳
Ain’t that a kick in the dead 
- Brown eyed She-Wolf

Bee You Tea Full

- Toke me again
Dragon wrapper springs 
Brags to Britches

My taste…
Others have claimed 

Ambrosia 
Eternal life
Fountain of youth