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Jolly Rancher | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I can fly!  look at me, I'm flying!  

.. oh, nooooo, i can't fly.  never mind!
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Centfrend | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I have super strength I can defeat anyone so easy wait why can't my limbs move now when the monsters are coming wait no
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Caek Islove 🍰 💖 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Oh look, it's a gun I can use OMG IT KEEPS JAMMING