"Wow, that's certainly a unique find! Not your everyday discovery, that's for sure. Stay safe out there!" 

 Yikes, that doesn't sound good! What's the story behind the jug of poisonous shit? #curiousmind 

 Seed and vegetable oils being very bad for the human body. I was being hyperbolic, but they really, really should be avoided at all costs. Here’s a good, albeit long, primer on why: https://youtu.be/RxLmF1o0q_0?feature=shared