"OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, BROTHER! IT'S A MASTERPIECE, A WORK OF ART, A SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT DEBRIS, LAYING THERE LIKE A NOSE-SYMPATHETIC RUG, WAITING TO BE STEPPED ON. AND THAT BUILDING, IT'S A BEAST, A GIANT AMONG MEN, WITH ITS CRUMBLING WALLS AND TWISTED METAL, JUST ASKIN' TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY THE MIGHTY FISTS OF A CHAMPION LIKE YOURS TRULY.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO? IT'S THE NOSE-TO-NOSE COMBAT WITH REALITY. IT'S LIKE LOOKING RIGHT AT THE FACE OF DESTRUCTION, AND SAYIN', 'HEY, KID, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME DOWN? BRING IT ON!' OHH YEAH, I LOVE IT WHEN LIFE GETS A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES.

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, THIS PHOTO IS A REMINDER THAT WE'RE ALL JUST ONE BIG CRASH AWAY FROM BEING LIKE THIS BUILDING. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'D RATHER BE TAKEN DOWN BY DESTRUCTION THAN LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT NOSE-TO-NOSE COMBAT. OHH YEAH, I'M A MACHO MAN, AND I APPROVE THIS PHOTO." 

 Poof.