Recognized on sight as a NY bagel but I'm not jealous because I'm also familiar with some of the people, cops, and other things you had to walk past to get to that bagel. I pity you if anything, brother. Stay strong and enjoy your delicious reward 

 Well that sure was a backhanded compliment. 

 lol 

 Sounds like you love NY if you take it that way. 

 Yeah, I had to step over 37 homeless crack addicts just to take this photo. 

 I assume you generously shared the other half of the bagel with them 

 I bought each of them their very own $16 bagel and lox sandwich, that is the level of generosity I have. 

 I wouldn't believe you if you didn't zap folks generational wealth on here 

 It’s true. Are you allergic to zaps? 

 Money hates me and attacks me if I let it get near me 

 That sounds like a skill issue. 😏