You know the air-pressure machines at Circle K?
you slide your card in $200 a pop to put air in you tires, and you better hurry up?

The one near my house periodically goes on the blink, and they don't refund you.
Today i asked in advance "is it working?" yes, they said.

I'm cooling down... I just got hot headed with the lady.

I have to examine this feeling of guilt for lashing out... but I had had it. Fuckin thing never works.

She said "Oh it doesn't work with cards" 

 @0af78396 

This reminds me of that Pink Panther joke: 

"Does your dog bite?"
        "No, he does not."   [dog bites man]
 "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!"
        "That.  Is NOT.  My dog."