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 You're in a kebab shop.
What's your order?

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 Looks like I'm getting those lamb ribs at this specific shop. 🤤 
 No chips? 
 Bb, I'm American. Of course I'm getting the combo.  
 Chili sauce and garlic mayo on the chips?

Wait. Do you have kebab shops in America? 
 Yes, but not many and only in bigger cities.  
 if takeaway then Lahmacun

if sitting then mix grill 

allegedly 

🫡 
 had to google what lahmacun is, thought i was falling for another DN joke 😭😭😭 
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 Lots of lahmacun lovers in ere 
 2,- for lahmacun?! this must be from 2007 
 Lahmacun were £2.50 at my regular spot until 💹 a year or two ago.  
 Lahmacun with everything? Onions? Red, cabbage, salad? 
 yes, salad, tomato, onions, garlic sauce🤌

i skip hotsauce often tho (9/10 times) 

and i wish i could skip cabbage, but usually mixed in w the salad innit 

idk whats Red btw 
 Accidental comma, red cabbage is the usual thing. Depends, some places have a mixed salad. Some places separate, I think there's a lot of anti-onion sentiment around 😡😡 
 those mfers are not hooman  
 döner 
 Käsedöner? 
 What is that?? 
 Kebab with cheese (German style) 
 You get that in the UK?

There's a few German kebab shops spring up here and there. Not actually been to one tho 
 Tbh I don't think so unless you're in a specialty place. 
 i only know those with feta 
 Never tried that and it actually sounds delicious. 
 it is 💜 
 Lamb or chicken? 
 lamb, but you hardly get it in germany ... so most of the times it's chicken ... best kebab i had was in manchester btw, lamb, at a pakistani place 
 There's an amazing amount of good 'bad' takeaways in Manchester, student night life innit. One of the best cheap curry places there too 
 japanese curry over "indian" curry

will have a j-lube wrestle battle over that one 
 Maybe, just not as common, although seeing more in London over the last few years 
 What you having in the kebab boss man?
All salad? Onions? Cabbage? What sauces? 
 Döner Box mit Pommes, Soße und scharf...  
 I'm not sure what this is🤔🤔 
Doner meat and chips?  
 Yes, exactly 😊 doner meat, chips, sauce and chili flakes.  
 Lovely. What sauces? I assume garlic mayo and chili? Or maybe I think the German kebab shops have a different sauce range (?) 
 I think most kebap shops here make the sauce with yogurt and garlic 
 I'll have a Big Mac with large fries and a medium Pepsi, please. 
 Quarter pounder and chips it is 

And a strawberry mirinda

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 Mmmmm slurrrrp 
 1 boiled egg please, hard done.  
 Shit, they forgot the eggcup , they always forget the fucking eggcup !  
 Get out 😡 
 Poppin out for a fag , popping in for me egg. Poppin kneecaps if it's not done sunshine.  
 They might have a pickled egg I suppose 😡😡 
 Bechrist you've got yerself a deal lad. Your keen negotiater, you must have been reared on the foxes milk.  
 Is this a seimism?? Never heard that lol 
 Ack sure that be tellin. 
 Where's me pickled egg? 
 Here. Just stick your hand in

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 Funny how all kebab shops look identical, its like donor McDonalds  
 Mama Gimme ?