@3409b63c
Older people remember Alta Vista, Northern Lights, Yahoo.... 
So we're used to total bullshit coming up. Usually it was porn - search query "wood pulp production per year globally"
Top result - "HOTTEST BARELY LEGAL XXX TEEN PORN TONS OF HOT XXX ACTION" 

 @e3c3962f hotbot, lycos, ask jeeves, metacrawler, oh yeah.