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 Get your shingles vax shots everyone. 

Pissing blood is normal for the first 6 months following. Also slight tingling in the lower back & right leg paralysis. Onset Tourette’s & yelling the phrase “I’m a cunt” is also not rare.  All normal. 

But you won’t get shingles. Well, actually you could & most likely will. 
 I know someone who just got shingles. 😂 it was right after they got their booster. What do you think? Just coincidence?  
 It sounds like the doctor just gave them shingles 🤷 
 😂 
 🤯🧐💯
Just a coincidence 
 🎯 
 My coworker just came down with it. 
 One for coincidence  
 Maybe got it from contact with a surface at the doctor office  
 Could be. I try to keep an open mind about these things.  
 could have flared as a reaction to a vaccine. 
(just saying it out loud) 
 That is where I lean, but I have no proof.  
 My doctor’s office tried to get me to take the Shingles vax, I told them I didn’t need one because I didn’t take the Covid jab. 
 You still go to a doctors office?

Yikes. 😳 
 Onions and honey 
 Fuck yeah. 👆magic elixir. 
 I was just telling a friend I think I  hurt myself on purpose just so I can get quality pain killers and some undivided attention. I’m a regular in the ER 
 HFSD ☠️