Please tell me this is parody!?! 

 Quit confusing one’s biological parts with who we are in the soul. Don’t make fun of things you don’t understand. Most people have assholes attached to them but it doesn’t mean we HAVE to be an asshole. It’s a choice  

 An apology is not enough! 

I DEMANT REPARATIONS!!!!11 

 Satire. Can't be anything else. APOLOGISE TO ME FOR MAKING ME SAY "FRONT HOLE"... WHAT'S NEXT? CALL MY BABY IT UNTIL SHE CAN CHOOSE HER OWN GENDER?!?! 

 Send the Asteroid.

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 I now have a front hole in my head from reading this headline 

 Pathetic 

 Absolute morons 

 Wokeness to the max, damn. 

 That is too clownish, it can't be real 😒 

 Daily Mail is top tier click bait nonsense with a massive “anti woke” bias. Take anything it says with a mountain of salt. 

 Pandering to the insane! 

 Woooooow 

 Apologies are not enough! Only a fair amount of money can kill the pain in my front hole! Pay me now 😆😂

and good evening #nostr

YES, IT'S A SHITPOST.

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 Unironically posting garbage from the DailyMail is an interesting indicator of either a) your intelligence or b) malice.