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c886ef6d | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +5 
 fucker died because of a bench. the nigger didnt help either, but then again, benches are usually useful, niggers arent.
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Caek Islove 🍰 💖 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +8 
 Fucking hilarious how he tried to run away and leave his girlfriend behind but tripped over a bench lolol
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Skizfield🌠 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 To be fair, he did just get stabbed in the neck.
 Once those pain receptors start firing, telling you that you've only got a few moments left to live, all bets are off. The panic took over his body.
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Caek Islove 🍰 💖 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 Too bad for him that his survival instincts kicked in a few minutes too late.