I know you hate him, but what a cute problem to have. 

 He needs to be turned into a hand bag.  

 Lolz that is so random 

 Armadillos are defiantly not on our pest problem list around here. 🤣🤣 

 But armadillos are so cute!! 

 so r sum ugly mfrs when one gets acquainted . ..  ...(>_<) 

 Gonna need a critter trap.  
Unless you wanna eat him ha
https://m.primal.net/LBoi.jpg 

 Be grateful for your armadillos is what I say.
Around here we get wild boar and they can do a LOT of destruction and are way less cute... 

 We have wild hogs too, very destructive indeed. 

 GM. Nice! Sorry but they are cute. Terrorised by armadillo was not on my bingo card for today! I'm still watching the column of leaf cutter ants demolishing some of my plants.  

 Oh man, he is CUTE! 

For some reason I've always REALLY liked Armadillos (even since I was a kid). Just thought they were very cool (and have actually never seen one in real life).

Thanks for sharing that photo! 😃  

 Him being so close to that bbq gives me an idea