@c586c339 @8d9dfa9f 
I'm concerned.
Is it wrong for me to immediately wonder how he will be able to exfoliate, wash himself and tend to his call of nature needs with a piece of the road attached to his hand?
Or does he have a care giver lined up for this work, now that he's made useless his appendage. 

 @c586c339 I would have given him a bigger slab of asphalt and have him end up doing some exercise. 
The road is open now.