@TatumTurnUp know anybody? 

 Kaboomracks.com 

 I got one I could pretty with. 

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 https://kaboomracks.com/ 

 I have one laying around that's in good condition, but I overpaid for it so I'll probably overcharge you for it. Probably going to put quieter fans on it and see if running it like that doesn't burn out the chips. Stock fans are just too loud to run in my bedroom. It's a K model so can't install Braiins OS on it to underclock it either.  

 I have the exact same situation 😅 I found a firmware which allows underclocking the S9k - not as good as Braiins but better than stock: mskminer.com/en

Try at your own risk though 😬 

 If you would like to buy an S9 for the purpose of using it as a space heater, the guys from Mining Wholesale (https://miningwholesale.eu/) are very much recommended. Bought mine almost two weeks ago and it’s been both a practical as well as educational experience thus far. Unsure if it would make economical sense to ship it from NL to your house (in the US?) though.