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 i just had dealings with the neighbour doggo

i am going to continue to make warm friendship with him... i think him. pretty sure not girl 
 my fingers smel of doggo

i am tired of yap yap yap.... i shall take control of the relationship 
 oof, i doggo smelly 
 the silence of doggo sez i need to do this

maybe the neighbours will understand that i am soft and mushy and maybe i can train the yappers to stop yappin 
 it was nice to touch doggo

maybe i just need to think of the as my fren 
 i'm doing business with the animals

i don't want to do bullets 
 Funny story  
 they deserve my murder 
 it's about the poeple

i don't want to do business with them but they don't want to train their animals 
 also, thanks for the support