When someone tries to look like that colonel from Apocalypse Now…

https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=1RHo_ZG-YGo

…but comes across rather as that other colonel from Inglorious Basterds.

https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=83FKo_Xj-Ks

What a creep.